I was about to speak my first word after my birth..
I got a doubt whether i have to say Mummy first or daddy first...
I thought god can only bring me out of this confusion and asked him to give me a solution...
He said,"Here is the solution, Say anna as u already had an elder brother.."
My choices were limited and had to follow his advice.
The problem got solved then and god asked me, "Beta, From now on do u want choices or solutions?"
I thought this god is trying to act smart and his idea is to restrict my life and he will give me only few options if he is going to give solutions.
As i was more smart already by that time than god, said, I want choices and not your solutions.
I thought i gave him a punch...
But,
At 16, I was out of school and was searching for good PUC college,
Sri Chaitanya said, "We are the best in engineering entrance".
Narayana said,"We are the best in medical entrance".
Felt too many choices and joined diploma.
Finally, i lost my childhood dream of getting first rank in eamcet.
At 18, I wanted to join a good engineering college in Hyderabad,
MREC said,"We have the best teaching staff in all JNTU colleges".
CBIT said,"We are the top college in JNTU and have best lab facilities and infrastructure".
Felt too many choices and joined a rural engineering college.
This ruined my communciation skills and lost many interviews.
At 23, I wanted to join an MNC and especially service based company so that more than work i could enjoy weekend holidays
Infosys said,"We have the best campus of all MNs with excellent training facilites".
Wipro said,"we are always one step ahead among all MNCs".
Felt too many choices and joined product based company.
Now i have to work day in and day out.
At 24, I wanted to offer AUF members a cool drink during a meet at eat street
Ram charan said,"Drink Pepsi, feel the tatse".
Mahesh said,"Thumps up, Taste the thunder".
Felt too many choices and finally i offered a goli soda to all.
everyone thought i was a kanjoos.
At 26, I felt i need to be romantic in life and thought of proposing a girl. Thought of changing my hair style with a fresh head bath
Shilpa said,"Pantene, same as spa".
Kareena said,"Head and shoulders, for silky hair".
Felt too many choices and had bath with kunkudukai rasam
Finally, she rejected my proposal because of my ugly hair style.
At 27, It was to time for my sister marriage and wanted to buy bracelet for my son-in-law
Jr.NTR said,"Come to Malabr gold".
Nagarjuna said,"Kalayan jewellers is the best".
Felt too many choices and bought a rold gold bracelet to my son-in-law
He came to know that and he along with his family felt i was a cheater
At 28, At any cost i wanted to impress my son-in-law, so, decided to take him to good movie
Uday Kian said,"My present movie running is a romantic one with feel good factor".
Allari Naresh said,"Watch my movie as it has a high dose of comedy".
Felt too many choices and wanted to try something different and took them to action oriented blood shed movie.
Finally, all of us got headache and now never in life he believes me again.
Oh god!!! This confusion has ruined my life throughout.
Please, give me a solution rather than choice.
God appeared and said,"don't play games with god, ur smartness is like a drop in the ocean before mine".
Finally, i realized it is not me but the god who has given me punch!!
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